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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-Game hen? -Kind of.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Yeah, because of the cane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.2s

Well, so what? He's got a couple of good jokes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Of course, you will have your own private, fully-equipped bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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No. He's riding my coattails again. He's getting everything off of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-Who? -The toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.8s

All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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What's with all the butter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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But your cane's on the wrong side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-You're throwing the set? -I'm laying down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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What you got there, the four volt?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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You should see the bathroom they gave me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I'm just now getting the recognition for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I love the people. They treat me so great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Jerry is the guy that I dated right before you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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There was a guy that worked at the Yankees, no arms.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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...so the image was reversed. Like in a mirror. You see?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I must have dripped some on the floor and I slipped and--