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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You're not working on your home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What are these? Take me to your leader.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You think? -Yeah. Let's say this is your brain.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I hate you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I used to share that very same outlook...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Sports are so pedestrian. I prepared some science experiments...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, Louise, I think you'll find this amusing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.