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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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With the waitresses, how they're all alike.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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To be honest with you, nobody realy knows.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I don't think we're gonna have any problem with that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You take your life in your hands with those nuts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I lived my whole life in shame. Why die with dignity?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Start looking for a job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...but we got a show to do tonight. Time to pull together as a team.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- I'm having a conversation here. - Get off the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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It's like a bald convention out there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- A wallet? Let me see that. - Here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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The show will be a hit, make millions, and I'll be dead.