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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-What? -lt beats the hell out of coffee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-What do you want? -I've had everything on the menu.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Surprise me.

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-Really? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Like me? -Yeah, sorry.

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Like me?

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But how?

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Here's your halibut omelet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Surprised? -Yes. Yes, I am.

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...and this beautiful girl I could never even talk to...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...mistakes me for her boyfriend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Maybe he has money. -Maybe he doesn't.

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-You never know. -Sometimes you do.

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Maybe it's some-- Some small thing I could change.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Like a mustache or wearing a top hat...

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-Hi. -Hi.

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Is Neil here?

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Oh, that's too bad. I wanted to meet him...

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...seeing as we look so similar.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Well, you know, you don't look that much like him.