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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-We wound up talking all night. -You're enjoying the not enjoying.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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In six games.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.