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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...my clothes, my towel, my umbrella, they're all gone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You can't do that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And that was wrong, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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How does that affect me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That's what they tell me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, at the Yankees, it was all about smoothing things over...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, that pear-shaped loser was me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.3s

...to put that aloe-pusher in her place?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- You could do that. - Without his shirt on?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Hey. I had to draw that guy from memory.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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So I guess I'm lucky I never tried that myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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He said he didn't care. God, I love that place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And I was in that photo until I broke in here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.2s

He says, it might be wise for you to see another doctor about that mole.