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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.1s

I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yesterday, I'm a volcano.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...I think I brought it up because I like that commercial. No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm planning a Wednesday call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm dead. I'm a dead man. That's it, I'm dead. I'm a dead man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't want coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't think so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And I don't go up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I said this to her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I just stood there. Remember Quayle when...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think we really should go upstairs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You remember I made the initial call Sunday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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When women smile, I don't know what it means.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know if I'm supposed to smile back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know how to work the stupid machines.