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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

1.9s

- Matzo ball soup? - That would be me.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E09 The Table Read

2.2s

Why don't you get me a new pen? That would be nice.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

2.4s

I would be thrilled.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

4.1s

- You think she'd be that superficial? - Why not? I would be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

4s

And that somehow, that would be exactly what I always wanted?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

1.8s

A mute would be good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

3.3s

Would it kill her to check up on us? Would that be a terrible thing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

1.1s

Would you stop riding me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.1s

That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

2.2s

Do me a favor, would you? Would you change lanes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

4.9s

And I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2s

But what would the world be like...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.9s

I would have all this money and people would love me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

1.5s

That's me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2s

- Hawaii? - Anyway, I think it would be great...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

2.5s

I would like to be, but I'm not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

2.3s

I thought it would be a lot nicer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E05 The Package

2.8s

- It would be better if I did? - Might be. Whatever you want.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.4s

If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

2.1s

Then, they would come to me and beg.