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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E05 The Wallet (1)

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You're not Ted Danson.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's insulting. Ted Danson makes $800,000 an episode.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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You think this is the plane that Ted Danson gets?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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But this time, the good one. The Ted Danson plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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It'll be a permanent road trip. Forget about the home-bed advantage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Checked into a clinic, emotionally exhausted.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Isn't that child abuse?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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- Yeah, the guy with the flat head. - He's a cube.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Anyway, he got married about six months ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Ever since he's worn a wedding band...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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...women have been coming on to him everywhere.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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- I've heard that about wedding bands. - I wonder if that's really true.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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That'd be an interesting sociological experiment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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You know, Kramer has his father's band. He'd loan it to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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I've been telling you, get yourself some plugs...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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...or a piece. - I'm not doing that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Because I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Five thousand dollars? She doesn't have $5000.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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- Can't get it. - She doesn't move in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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And how does the baldness fit into that plan?