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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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...mooch food and have sex without dating.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

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I got a date with Karen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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See, I disagree. I would rather date the blind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

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I always hated those girls. They would never date me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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And now?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a parking garage in Jersey.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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-And now? -Not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

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...and leave the other side empty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- It's against the law, isn't it? - Well, it certainly should be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

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And there's some popcorn.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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And so we started talking and she's this lawyer, who's incredible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Did I need that pointed out for me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Well, I think hitting a defenceless child is my business.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- You're ugly. - You are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I'm never gonna get out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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That's a nice jacket. Where'd you get that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Some guy left it over at my mother's house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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You're aware of that? Kill them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I tell you, you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to spit on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- Should I? Should I do it? - Teach him a lesson he'll never forget.