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The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

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Oh, I would rather watch you and your talented friends.

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

2.1s

How 'bout a hand? Screw those guys.

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

1.6s

- But your mouth is-- - This is a bloodbath.

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

1.6s

No, I prefer "Fart."

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

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I am enormously proud of what I did for that turtle!

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

2.7s

I crushed his shell again.

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

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But I rebuilt him even better that time.

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

2.7s

I ran over a turtle in the parking lot...

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

3.3s

But I couldn't get the pieces to fit right.

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

4.4s

Probably when I ran over him the first time.

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

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So I patched him with stuff from around the office.

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

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Then, one day, while I was reaching for the glue,

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

2.7s

Well, I need to give my cat up for adoption.

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

4.6s

But then I saved him by gluing his shell back together.