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The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Today is not a good day for a sales contest.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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You can love a boss like you do a father.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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What a jerk. He's...

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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A customer. Well, sound the alarm.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Go get yourself a monkey kidney.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Did you see a big package?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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But you're the one who picked today. I am a victim of a hate crime.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I am a big Fear Factor fan.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I need to make a sales call.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Oh, I don't know. Is that a bird?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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until I'm off the phone with a customer?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I didn't get a good look at it,

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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No. Did anybody see a package here today?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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There's definitely a desk open in the back. Yeah.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I'm gonna up the ante a little bit, literally.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Right here I'm gonna put a crisp $100 bill.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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What's our punishment? You're all on a time out.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that there.