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The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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I once went 28 years without having sex.

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And then again for seven years.

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MALE PROFESSOR: So in the year 2000,

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I want to apologize for how I treated you last year.

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I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year.

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That's a shame.

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Calm down, weirdo. Just a joke. She's such a weirdo.

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Give me a hug.

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and they know how to show a woman a good time.

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You lost a ton of weight, literally, a lot of weight.

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It's a pretty lame party.

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And you got a goatee.

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She's a beautiful Indian woman.

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This is a good day.

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We call her "Rice-a-Ronni."

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I actually have a date tonight.

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Oh, I had a good time.

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Now, I know it's a stretch,

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I took a lot from other poems.

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Still good. You guys lost a pound.