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The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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"And not tomorrow, and not the next day, or the day after that.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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And then, one day it exploded and it killed everyone,

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Hi. Sorry, crazy day. You're seeing how the sausage gets made.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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Because you're mental if you don't have a good time.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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You have to enjoy it.

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Get out. I know, I know.

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Yes, so, it all starts with a handshake.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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But you can't just go right to the selling. You need small talk.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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What topics can you use for small talk?

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Golf, stock market, Dave Matthews.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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Yes, what else?

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Small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes.

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No.

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The weekend. Yeah! That's good.

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Come on up. Meredith, come up here. Let's do a little something.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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So, Meredith and I have just started conversing,

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and I will say, "So, Meredith,

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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"how was your weekend? What did you do?"

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Well, I caught my son taking a dump on the upper part of the toilet.

The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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All right. He calls it an "upper-decker."