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The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I worked.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Second, I... Second?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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And I will be taking questions.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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if I have this one little thing in my brain that I cannot get out?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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No, I think you're cutting in line.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I thought that maybe you could wait in line for me while I go to the bathroom?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I don't care how your day was, Michael.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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And then I went home to my condo,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Phyllis, Stanley, I want you to switch desks.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I don't care how your day was either, Jan.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I was just asking you because you asked me.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Productivity is important, but how can I be productive,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I am officially streamlining the efficiency of this corporation.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I'm so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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STANLEY: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Because I like them a certain way and if it gets screwed up

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Second, I am insisting on increased accountability from every single one of you.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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You know, I just think that it's really important that you be productive today.