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The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

3.6s

Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna write four checks for $1,000 each.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

1.8s

For what? Nip Slip.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

1.2s

I know, I'm sorry.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

2.1s

And for what it's worth, I think your baby voice is tops.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

1.3s

I'm not in this for the trophies, but...

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

1.1s

What can I do?

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

2.7s

Is that what we're going for now? "Okay"?

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

1.3s

I'm pretty busy. I shouldn't...

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

2.7s

It makes me look like I hire babies.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

3.1s

I would pay for their college education.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

3.1s

I wanted to pay for your education.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

3s

For the record, I think it's pretty fantastic.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

2.5s

I want to keep those so I can see what I sent.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

3.3s

What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever?

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

2.3s

like when I promised those kids I'd pay for college.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

2.8s

I'm not a bad-news person. I bring good news,

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

4.1s

Yep. I lied to myself, too. I'm not a millionaire.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

2.5s

and for those reasons I think I would make a good Employee of the Month.

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

3s

So I just want to thank you for giving me the opportunity

The Office (2005) - S06E11 Shareholder Meeting

2.7s

Well, Zion, I am not going to be paying for your tuition.