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The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure.

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And I like to pack heavy.

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And to the republic for which it stands

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and I have used that to memorize your name.

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I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and...

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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But then you fall asleep and there's nothing for me to do.

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That is why I've asked you to go around and tell me your names.

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I grab this, and I turn it on and I say,

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Well, Pam and I have eloped.

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and we are on the lam.

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and Pam is my hot roadie.

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the time and a half pay,

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She just left and I didn't...

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I don't know you. But I need to know you in order to sell to you.

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I'll talk to you...

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and every rock star has a roadie

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and, I don't know, it feels good.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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so David Wallace has asked me to go to all the branches

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(SIGHS) This is going to be hard for me to speak today,

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and I am telling them my secret recipe for success,