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The Office (2005) - S06E05 Niagara (Part 2)

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I'll bring this back to my boss

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Just to be clear, he backed down

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Okay, you need to buy insurance from this guy and get him off your back.

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You successfully backed down the mob.

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If I'm going to back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion.

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And I have to justify it somehow,

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And I'm not going to buy your stupid insurance.

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pretty soon they'll be back for the whole cat.

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If it's not Stop & Shop, I send it back.

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If it's an extra large, I send it back.

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If the salad is on top, I send it back.

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If the sauce does not come on the side, I will send it back.

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And then, one day it exploded and it killed everyone,

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And you'll be saved.

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and frankly, I think you were being a total and utter jerk.

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And I was driving it,

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than having to listen to a bad salesman.

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having to listen to a bad basketball player.

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He's trying to intimidate you to close sales.

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"And not tomorrow, and not the next day, or the day after that.