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The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I am officially streamlining the efficiency of this corporation.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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STANLEY: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Get in the back, please.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Back in line. Thank you.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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No, I think you're cutting in line.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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This is a huge sale.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Establish time frames. Keep the phrase "real dollars" in their heads.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Do we have a deal? Deal or no deal? Let's make a deal.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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and I'll bring you a pretzel?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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But, one question at a time, please.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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if I have this one little thing in my brain that I cannot get out?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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And that one little thing is a soft pretzel.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Hi, please tell me you have a sweet pretzel left.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I thought that maybe you could wait in line for me while I go to the bathroom?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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And we are, after all, a paper company, are we not?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Hey, Dwight, you're a great salesman. Can you teach me? Sure, Ryan.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Because I like them a certain way and if it gets screwed up