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The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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With all my heart.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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My golden-ticket idea, okay.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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To keep secrets from my computer.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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No. No. It is my idea.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Fine. What is going on? My colonoscopy

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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was an examination of my large colon

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Right. You know, plowing my own acres.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Oh, my God. Dwight! Dwight, get in.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Oh, I am. In my own words.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Great. I need something to wipe my hand.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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How dare you, Dwight? It is my idea.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Now, there's butter on my desk. That was melting.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Hello, David. I just got back from my procedure, so...

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I'm not taking credit for that. So... Wasrt my idea.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Wait a second. I wrote it down in my diary.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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Why would anyone think that this is my golden-ticket idea?

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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and the distal part of my small bowel with a camera.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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And that's what I'm going to write down in my diary.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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to make sure that they know I didn't lose half my sales.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I really had fun with my best friend, Dwight. These aren't announcements.