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The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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This office is the American dream and they would rather be in the hole.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I mean, obviously this is a much nicer place than an actual prison.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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And if this doesn't bother them, then I am out of ideas.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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This place is not prison. This place... It's way better than prison.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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This place is freaking awesome! The people are awesome.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Where did you learn all of this? Internet.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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This is my point. You guys got it soft and cushy.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

3.2s

Jan, which one of the new employees is a criminal?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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So, I am instituting some changes to make this more like prison.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I hope that this scared you, and from me, Prison Mike to you,

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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To think that I gave him the benefit of the doubt. It's...

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here,

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

4.6s

Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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I just wanna thank you for listening to me and letting me be a part of your life today.