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The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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You might want these orientation materials.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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"Wow, what a day.

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I told you these guys had a sense of humor.

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Nifty! They are nifty!

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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Merger Day All-Family Welcome Breakfast. Come on in!

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Excuse me? You are fired!

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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You know, a lot of these people, this is the only family they have.

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...to consolidate power. I'm not firing somebody on the first day.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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You can't quit on the first day! That's heresy, my friend!

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How are you? Martin Nash, I presume?

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Wait, are you a robot or a Martian?

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Why are the new people on the table?

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"It feels more like a night at a party than a day at work."

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To show them that we are not above them.

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People hate people that are different from them. That's natural.

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If there are any left over, you can buy one later.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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Wow, you are very exotic-Iooking. Was your dad a GI, or...

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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Okay, do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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You are playing right into their hands. This is just what they want you to do!