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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- She called me Mr. softee. - She did?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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I feel like if she had taken the top off

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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Well, let me just point out to you, Larry,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- Okay, go ahead. - My point is...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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in front of millions of people, but nevertheless

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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my whole life would have been different.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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I have some Japanese slippers you could change into out there.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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And a ground ball went through my legs.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- I just couldn't do it. - Oh my god.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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you saw your teacher and you had to realize she didn't live in school?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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because now you could be telling people my name.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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the more dramatic forms of narcissism,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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Yes. - My advice is don't try too much at once.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- Bill Buckner. Oh my god. - Yeah, how are you doing?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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I merely said a well-known director. And here's my point.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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And my hope was that I was doing that for you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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for putting my feet up and putting you in this compromising position?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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My point is that people need various things to help them function.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- Mathematics of that is confusing, isn't it? - Yeah.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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And of course I lost almost every hand.