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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.8s

What happened was I was in a softball game

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

4.1s

When I was a kid I had a traumatic incident

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

And my hope was that I was doing that for you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.5s

I had a client once, he was a rock guitarist.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

And then that night I was in bed with a woman

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

This was a girl that you knew from the neighborhood, I presume.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

4.3s

I had a client. He was quite an illustrious well-known director.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.5s

I merely alluded to the fact that he was a well-known director.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.8s

I don't want to reveal who he was, but he did direct "star wars."

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

I know I don't have an appointment now,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.4s

and I heard the softee music again and I couldn't perform.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

I completely understand. And I don't think it will happen with your name.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

Well, I think even if it were a dress shoe I would be fine.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

and I heard the softee theme...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.7s

Well, listen, I hope you'll excuse me.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.4s

- A pleasure. - See you again I hope.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.5s

But let me just make sure I understand.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

And of course I lost almost every hand.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

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- I just couldn't do it. - Oh my god.