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Garden State (2004)

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I mean, I'm weird, man.

Garden State (2004)

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They love their malls here, man.

Garden State (2004)

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- Just be patient, man. - We've been patient all day...

Garden State (2004)

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Great job, man. I mean, I thought you were really retarded.

Garden State (2004)

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- They couldn't cut cans. - You bought them to cut cans?

Garden State (2004)

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- I don't want them. They're not sharp enough. - Okay.

Garden State (2004)

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A major loophole in the Handi-World return policy is that they permit returns...

Garden State (2004)

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without receipts on items below $40.

Garden State (2004)

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So, how often do you go?

Garden State (2004)

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I hit every employee once, and then I wait until they hire new ones.

Garden State (2004)

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Luckily, nobody stays at Handi-World for very long.

Garden State (2004)

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- Except for Karl Benson. - You know, Mark, it's my last day in town.

Garden State (2004)

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- If you need money, I could loan you some. - I don't need your money.

Garden State (2004)

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- I'm making my own right now. - Fuck, take Jesse's. The guy's a millionaire.

Garden State (2004)

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I don't take anybody's money. Okay, Andrew?

Garden State (2004)

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I make my own. Favors are bad news.

Garden State (2004)

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The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money. Okay?

Garden State (2004)

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Let's go. I gotta see a guy about a nitrous tank.

Garden State (2004)

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unless it's for coke, money or fame.

Garden State (2004)

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Well, Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett.