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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I never had an air conditioner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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No, we had a deal. There's no guarantees in life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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Never.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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And no one will ever see you again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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-Who's our next guest? -We got no one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I didn't know you have a motorcycle. - Well, my girlfriend had one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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All right, calm down, everyone. No one's canceling any mail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I had a girlfriend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Elaine, no! No!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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- What? - I don't. Never have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Oh, no. No, no, no. I bought it from Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E08 The Pool Guy

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No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Just one bite?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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One winsome tulip...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.8s

...because he never became a banker.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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...whom I fear I will never possess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And one more thing:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- Number one? - Yes, yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Oh, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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No. That's no reason to kill yourself.