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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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I'm not a woman. I'm a child.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- On your mother's life? - On my mother's life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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And a large soda.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And one more thing:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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...and I say, why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E23 The Keys

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What about Sundays and holidays?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E08 The Betrayal

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-That's perfect. -Beauty and brains.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And she was pretty wild.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and help him regain his composure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Back and to the left.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And this failure to become a banker...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Every day it piles up more and more and you gotta get it out...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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Come on, we'll go and talk to him and we'll straighten this thing out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'll hit the soup kitchens, bakeries and smorgasbords.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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With a series of beeps and flashing lights.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to be loved and to be a banker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and you would do anything to displease him!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...and you know I'm one-quarter French.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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But hear me and hear me well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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All right. Now you listen, and you listen good.