They're gonna transfer me. I know it! Two hours. Give me two hours.

- ... on a mountain of gold. - Yeah.

And they're awarding the transfer in two days.

As a matter of fact, I did.

I tell you, this Scissorhands is a hell of a barber.

"Property of Hyde."

You are nothing but a piece of crap.

With a series of beeps and flashing lights.

...except for the sound of a police siren.

This guy is nothing but a piece of crap.

Bring a ray of sunshine into her tragic life.

She got a hold of his recipes, and she's gonna drive him out of business.

One spot, two spot, zigzag, tear, pop-dye, penny got, tennyum, tear...

That guy thought we were a couple of total squares.

I'll be with the hobos eating out of a bucket.

You people, out of the basement!

I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine.

There was a lot of people waiting by the players' parking lot.

Oh, I'm gonna show you a lot of neat stuff like this.

I will help you...but I will expect something in return. What? - Well, for starters...I want a calzone of my own. All right. And a slice of pepperoni pizza. And a large soda. And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli. A bit steep, don't you think?