...brew glory and even put a stopper in death.

But where to put you?

They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff...

What's going on with Harry's broomstick?

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

Me dad's a Muggle. Mum's a witch.

That's not just a broomstick, Harry, it's a Nimbus 2000!

Wait a minute. "One of the teachers"?

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

We've looked a hundred times!

Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

Hey, look! Neville's got a Remembrall.

And a thirst to prove yourself.

Oh, good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?

Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.

Understand? If I see a single broom in the air...