What's going on with Harry's broomstick?

All you've got do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10.

Don't be so stupid! You're going to go to the state school. Where you belong.

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

...is that when we go out, we're going to buy you two new presents. How's that, pumpkin?

Yes, well, must be going now. Lots to buy.

Oh, now, now, now. This is what we're going to do...

No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out.

This is what you'll going to be wearing, when I finish dyeing it.

Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes.

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

Change of plans. My parents decided to go to Romania to visit my brother, Charlie.

Oh, good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

I'll do the countercurse!

What about the countercurse?

powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Dead.

And the points stand thus:

It's not real, the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night sky.