The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.

We've looked a hundred times!

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

I'll do the countercurse!

What about the countercurse?

powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Dead.

And the points stand thus:

It's not real, the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night sky.

I mean, do you really have the...?

Look at it! The new Nimbus 2000!

Wait a minute. "One of the teachers"?

Tell the truth! What do you see?

The swish and flick. Good. Oh, and enunciate.

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

...that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students.

Understand? If I see a single broom in the air...

- Anything off the trolley, dears? - No, thanks. I'm all set.

It's just a spell. Besides, It's the cards you want.