Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

...here's what I want you to do. Excuse me.

Will earn you a one-way ticket to Azkaban, correct.

Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see?

What do you want me to say again?

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

- Hope you don't mean yourself. - How dare you talk to me!

You must be very brave to mention his name.

How many times do I have to tell you?

If you do anything to us, I'll break it.

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort.

Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.

Think my name's funny, do you? I've no need to ask yours.

...you have to let him make the first move. It's only polite. So...

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

Something's about to burst out of Eloise Midgen, but I don't think it's a swan.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.