Third year, he fought off about a hundred Dementors at once.

It's been 50 years since the Chamber was opened.

And that's not all that's new this year.

Seeker? But first years never make their house teams.

I read about it in Hogwarts: A History.

Welcome to Greenhouse Three, second years. Gather around, everyone.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

I expect there's a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.

But in the end, only one will go down in history.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

It's mad in here. Let's go outside.

We need a teacher.

Bloody bird's a menace.

It seems your hearing in the Ministry is to be before the entire Wizengamot.

I must say, when I took the job, there was nothing in the description...

A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

Unless it wasn't a student.

Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.