And in first place...

Right, then. First years, this way, please!

This is Crabbe, and Goyle.

I know what that is!

Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk.

Codswallop. Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher.

Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone. He's not about to steal it.

In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?

Harry, This is Professor Quirrell. He will be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.

But I told him. I said, "The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him."

Troll! In the dungeon!

Look, It's the Bloody Baron!

Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess...

...and I knew you would be the same. Just as strange, just as abnormal.

And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatnesses, no doubt about that.

Don't be so stupid! You're going to go to the state school. Where you belong.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

He's far better off growing up away from all of that.

- Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy. - Yes, Uncle Vernon.

- How many are there? - 36. Counted them myself.