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The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

3.2s

and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

3.6s

This is my point. You guys got it soft and cushy.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

3.6s

All right. Yay, yay, yay, yay. That's just the way we talk in the clink.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

3.5s

Look at all those staplers. What's a stapler? I don't even know. I'm a baby.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

5.8s

Hey, Mom! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty, Mama! I want some milk!

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

1.8s

Michael, it's freezing out.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

1.4s

I can't feel my toes.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

2.8s

I am here to scare you straight!

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

2.8s

In prison you are somebody's bitch.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

1.7s

What did you do, Prison Mike?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

2.5s

Plus, you can eat your own hair.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

2.9s

Wow. Prison sounds horrible.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

3.2s

This place is freaking awesome! The people are awesome.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

2.9s

Your boss is nice. Everybody seems to get along.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

4.4s

So what do you think? It doesn't sound so great, does it?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

2.7s

but it didn't remind me of my time in prison.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

2.3s

Are we gonna... They are such babies.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

2.1s

I am going to leave them in there

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

1.7s

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

5.6s

Good work. Long day. Really long. Why don't you guys head home early.