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The Office (2005) - S06E17 The Delivery (Part 1)

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False. I am an island, and this island is volcanic.

The Office (2005) - S03E10 A Benihana Christmas (Part 1)

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and we Schrutes use every part of the goose.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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So, if you wouldn't mind wearing a little less perfume.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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And if your lunch is especially pungent,

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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maybe have it in the break room.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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just for a month or two. Yours is kind of perfumey.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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Now this is getting ridiculous.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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Oh, gee. I'm sorry. I guess I missed the meeting

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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where we all voted for you to get pregnant.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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No. I reserve the right to peel my hard-boiled eggs at my desk.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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And I am not stopping for anybody.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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What the hell? You've got to be kidding me.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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Okay, all of these things are important to remember,

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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but the most important thing

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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Decent people everywhere will get offended.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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Well, we're thinking of my grandmother, who we haven't told

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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Well, you're lucky to have a grandmother.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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Some of us have to be our own grandmother.

The Office (2005) - S06E04 Niagara (Part 1)

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You know, Angela, you don't have to come to the wedding.