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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.9s

He tore the bill up, threw it in the garbage. Done.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

Know why? I can't get in the goddamn building.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

- How was the game? - I made an error in the last inning

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.3s

This dude right here. The gatekeeper won't let me in the goddamn building.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3s

- What are you talking about? - This motherfucker in the glass tube.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.4s

- I apologize. - Put that shit in.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.4s

Let me go in and give it a shot with the glasses on.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.8s

She was getting her rocks off in this damn chair.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.4s

I have noticed that white people revere black people in glasses,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.8s

You tried to put a noodle in a woman? Women hate that, man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

- Mm, the glasses, baby. - Amazing.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.9s

I apologize for the Caucasian race.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

This car is the other fucking man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.4s

glasses gets the job. No glasses, no job.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.6s

The front seat is really rattling. It's terrible.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.9s

But you know, the fact that you're wearing glasses,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.5s

Give that to Jeff now. Replace the ball you lost.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2s

Meanwhile I'm standing the fuck out here counting my motherfucking nuts.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.5s

- I'm gonna get the tickets. I'll be right back. - All right.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.9s

Whatever the fuck you do, you keep her out of this damn car.