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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.4s

Let me go in and give it a shot with the glasses on.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.3s

She is cheating on you with this fucking chair.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.7s

Yeah, on top of that shit, check it out.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.4s

If a black man with glasses goes up for a job against a white man,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.6s

- What's going on with Jennifer, man? - I'm seeing her tonight.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.8s

Let me just say this, okay? On behalf of all caucasians,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

- You mean like a horse? - This chair is a fuck machine.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.8s

You tried to put a noodle in a woman? Women hate that, man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

This shit is a moving dildo.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

- I told you. - It's a miracle.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.4s

- A pleasure. - See you again I hope.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

Mr. black, really a pleasure to meet you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

I had a softball game. I told you that.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.1s

That's a remarkably idiotic thing that you just said.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.8s

- You're making a little sense. - I'm making stupid sense.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

Let me go down here and give it a shot, man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.9s

- We'll try this shit, Larry. It's a wager. - You're open to it?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.5s

I perceive it as a little less idiotic than I normally would.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.3s

Why? I'll tell you why. Because when you're impotent, women treat you like a leper.