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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The steam's been on for 10 years. No human can turn this off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm just gonna wash...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Why don't you just kick her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just bought Jerry's couch for $50.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Just give me your keys. - All right, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Forget it, I'm gonna take it with me. I'll just pack up the cushions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You win. Take it, just take it. - I don't wanna win it like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...in some dinner theatre production of A Chorus Line.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Well, one of you better damn well take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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A couple of hours ago. The police are coming right over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Gee, three years. That kind of seems like a long time.