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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You have no hot water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- What's it like? - I haven't seen it yet...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You win. Take it, just take it. - I don't wanna win it like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...in some dinner theatre production of A Chorus Line.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Yeah. The hot water takes a while to come on. So the best thing to do...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Now, I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna borrow some tea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...packing is like leading men into battle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- It is not. - It is too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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That's it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's wonderful.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- So take it. - How can I take it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- How can I take it? - It's your apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- It affects it. - You didn't call no interference.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's two bedrooms.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's a joke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...but it's a two-bedroom, it's on West 83rd...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Gee, three years. That kind of seems like a long time.