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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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She's gonna get it, right in the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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She wanted to thank us for the apartment.

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You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier.

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We're aware of the proximity to the park.

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So now all day long she's walking around the apartment singing:

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Diane gave me the greatest back rub today. She's a masseuse.

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And where were you?

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She's on the lease. George, you have got to find another place for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And I cannot overstate this:

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And one more thing, Benes...

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...a hundred and fifty dollars.

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No soft cheeses of any kind.

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...and I threw out my couch.

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This is George, Elaine and Jerry.

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...and smashing it over my head.

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...then come back and take a shower.

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...in some dinner theatre production of A Chorus Line.

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Well, one of you better damn well take it.

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A couple of hours ago. The police are coming right over.