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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.6s

-You're way off. -Way off?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

1.8s

I'm dropping you off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

2.1s

And I shampoo every day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S06E07 The Soup

3.8s

...and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3s

I have to first stop off at the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

Hi. I haven't eaten in three days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

2.2s

Well, stinky, this is your lucky day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

1.7s

You gotta order it two days in advance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

3.2s

...I injured my shoulder Wednesday when you dropped me off...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.8s

...cop a girl's phone number off an AIDS charity list.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

The last couple days, he's been acting very strange.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.6s

- I thought I'd never find it. - Today's your lucky day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

2.3s

Three days he hasn't called me, and you know why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.7s

...off the AIDS Walk list, you wouldn't have gone out with him?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

3.1s

Well, first we're going to a matinee. I'm taking the afternoon off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

5.2s

I remember saying to myself, Why is Jerry so far off the base?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

2.8s

You put a label on something, 10 minutes later it would peel off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E14 The Strongbox

4.8s

Well, I am not paying Glenn off to get out of this relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

The steam's been on for 10 years. No human can turn this off.