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The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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Why don't you just take that pen and stab me in the heart?

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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You ready for me?

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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No, I don't want to do that because I'm twice your size anyway.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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I don't. I'll prove it to you.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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That's what I want. I can't give you that.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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Today? All right, well, if you want to do it today,

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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I'll be right outside if you need me.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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Italians don't wear pockets.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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This is me, Jan. This is me.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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And don't forget the new black-man phrase I taught you.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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I want him to get the raise.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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Michael, the pants don't have any pockets.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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Don't ever touch a black man's radio.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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and they told me that

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This is long overdue. I want to do it today.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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What about you, man, you comfortable?

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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Thank you.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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Yeah, you should.

The Office (2005) - S03E13 The Negotiation

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Are you wearing lady clothes?