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The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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the Roxbury.

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The word "merger" comes from the word "marriage"

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On the contrary.

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you'd be the smartest idiot in the whole world.

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Because the angrier he gets, the more marginalized he becomes.

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(COUGHING) You're the idiot.

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Leave it to the Japanese.

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Dwight may have won the battle,

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Probably because of all the nose candy.

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but I will win the next battle.

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Saw your dork-mobile in the parking lot.

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I'll be the number-two guy here in Scranton in six weeks.

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How? Name repetition, personality mirroring,

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and never breaking off a handshake.

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I'm always thinking one step ahead,

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like a carpenter that makes stairs.

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ANDY: Hello.

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You must be Andy Bernard. Aloha and welcome!

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And you must be Michael Scott. Aloha and hello.

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Very good. Welcome to our little kingdom.