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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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We're not getting married! You happy now, you son of a bitch?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E09 The Survivor

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- Great sense of humor. - He looked thrilled to meet you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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No, you just kind of started it, but it didn't really work.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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That was the point of the baptism, but you came and blew it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E07 The TiVo Guy

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NICE HEAD OF HAIR.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Don't call him a son of a bitch, he's not a son of a bitch.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I felt like even more of a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S05E10 The End

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- You fucked up. - Larry, you ate the baby Jesus

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E09 The Survivor

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What did you say?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- What? - You know what?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I need for you to be a Christian before I marry you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E07 The TiVo Guy

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- HEY. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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What are you talking about?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Bullshit, you didn't think he was drowning, you didn't want him to convert.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E07 The TiVo Guy

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OKAY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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He didn't mean to interrupt you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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But you gotta go back in.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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like it was some sort of message from God that I shouldn't do this.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E07 The TiVo Guy

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YOU NEED TO CALL TED DANSON BACK.