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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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No, you just kind of started it, but it didn't really work.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S03E09 Mary, Joseph and Larry

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I gave the waiter a tip twice, 'cause I didn't remember...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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but I felt something. When I was held under the water, I felt a revelation...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I felt like even more of a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I never saw a baptism before, I don't know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I need for you to be a Christian before I marry you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E08 Beloved Aunt

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- What is the matter with you? - He's a bad guy, I was doing you a favor!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- What is that supposed to mean? - I want you, I don't want you to be a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I've never been to a bris, but I know what it is.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Don't call him a son of a bitch, he's not a son of a bitch.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E08 Beloved Aunt

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- I didn't even think of that. - Like she didn't have a life out here.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E08 Beloved Aunt

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turned down a bit.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S03E09 Mary, Joseph and Larry

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- A monkey? - Oh, please!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I don't know what it's like to have a baptism, or what you're supposed to feel...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E08 Beloved Aunt

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- Becky's a nice girl, right? - She's a doll, she's really sweet.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E07 The TiVo Guy

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I AM, AND...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I don't care if I lose Jews. Take them all, I don't need them.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S03E09 Mary, Joseph and Larry

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That is a really good idea.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- We gotta finish it. - Finish it? I did it. I did what I said I'd do.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E08 Beloved Aunt

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I love you, too.