in the grand, cosmic watermelon that is our universe.

And he says, Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan.

Get me some more watermelon while you're at it.

l know that your favourite gum is watermelon Bubblicious.

There's no such thing as watermelon-flavored fried chicken.

Just doing some live blogging about your weird watermelons.

It's a thanks-for-being- such-a-sweetie watermelon.

Man, your head would swell up like a watermelon.

Your knee is ballooning up like a watermelon, sweetheart.

There was a collapsed watermelon in the living room

Plus I tried to have sex with a watermelon.

I accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed the other day.

YOU RAN THAT WATERMELON TRUCK RIGHT OFF THE ROAD.

He likened it to how they grow square watermelons.

His head looked like a great big old watermelon.

‐ See, the key to raising a prize‐winning watermelon

is eating the watermelon I spent all summer growing

and their heads grew to the size of watermelons.

It's to the right of the watermelon, I think?

Can you think of my head as a watermelon?