- She'll be back. I... - Would you look at them?

Sleeping in the street. Pitiful.

If I had a house, I'd sleep in it!

- Remember how close we were as kids? - No.

Hey! Merry Christmas!

Yeah, I was on top once too.

But there's only one way to go from there, and that's down, baby, down!

Oh!

Ernie.

Ernie! Ernie, there was a quarter in there.

A quarter? You think so small, Lars.

Look at the bigger picture. You have no home, no wife, no money.

You have no discernible talents. How can you ignore that?

Ernie, it's Christmas.

Instead of dwelling on what we lack, let's be thankful for what we have.

# lf only in my dreams #

(Ernie) What a dump.

Wow! I can't believe Pops never told us about this house.

It's huge.

(Ernie) This is the kind of house he'd have.