Don't let up on him, Joe. You got a big one, baby. Hold on to it.

You want to fight?

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, the man you've all been waiting for.

Yours for a safer New York, your mayor, Mayor Ebert!

Thank you. Thank you.

I want to thank you all for coming out on this beautiful New York City day.

Four years ago, people didn't think I would reduce crime.

But I did!

Oh, my God.

Move! Let's get out of here!

I'm grateful we're getting a new set.

I know that represents a commitment from management.

Here's what I don't understand:

Why we're the only station in town...

...that doesn't have the Korean grocery holdup as our lead.

- What's our lead? Rain, again! - Mom?

I know, it impresses the people at the parties you go to that we're classy.

Sorry, I just don't give a rat's ass about a war...

...in some country whose name I can't even pronounce.

- How about a real story? - Sir?