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Mascots (2016)

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It took me seven and a half years to graduate, but I did.

Mascots (2016)

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And I lived and breathed my mascot life, like, 25/8.

Mascots (2016)

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I loved it. I've been doing it for a long time.

Mascots (2016)

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I went to the Fluffies five years ago, and I got honorable mention.

Mascots (2016)

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And that means I'm...

Mascots (2016)

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That's like first place, really, but it's a weird first place, and, uh...

Mascots (2016)

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So, I'm gonna go back again, and...

Mascots (2016)

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[sighs]

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It could be my last time, you know? This could be my last hurrah.

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Um...

Mascots (2016)

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My swan song.

Mascots (2016)

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My name is Tommy, also known as the Fist.

Mascots (2016)

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I am the official mascot of the Blue Lake Mallards.

Mascots (2016)

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Lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports mascotry.

Mascots (2016)

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And to be fair, I am currently serving

Mascots (2016)

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six temporary suspensions from different stadiums

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for some physical incidents that took place between myself

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and some opposing players and team mascots.

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I'm also currently serving a lifetime ban from the Calgary Cavaliers

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for a...